Mitten State

One of the official designations for the State of Michigan - which has the Lower Peninsula which directly resembles a mitten and the Upper Peninsula, which is referred to as "Michigan's Upper Hand."

The state of Michigan which is shaped like a mitten, thus "Mitten State."

by ProMich December 14, 2011

State of the Ark

1. An ironic twist on the phrase 'State of the art' to mean the exact opposite of that, i.e. something is ancient, outdated and useless.

"Check out this old 90's mobile phone I found tucked away in the back of a drawer - proper 'State of the Ark'!"
"Wow, I can't believe how basic this website is - real state of the Ark!"

by Mulgie September 20, 2019

State of 'Meh'

The state of existence when you realise life is meaningless, and come to terms with the pointlessness of existence.

In this state, you are neither happy nor sad- Just content in the knowledge the the trivial, materialistic problems of the world do not matter because eventually everything will come to an end and be forgotten.

Key premise:

We work in order to pay for things which we use to survive.
Yet our existence only means having to work and pay for things.
Therefore we are in an endless cycle of meaninglessness.

"I'm worried you're depressed"
"No, I'm just in a state of 'meh'"

by BJME November 6, 2017

The Dangly State

Florida.

Dave: “The Dangly State seems replete with biscuit-brainers.”
Trev: “Well, you know what they say … all the nuts roll downhill!”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

state farmin'

(verb) this is when your woman is irrationally jealous about some stupid shit, that makes NO sense ! This behavior was first witnessed during a State Farm commercial featuring "Jake"

Woman ! Why are you state farmin' ??? That woman, you saw me hugging was my grandma !

by johntailor2048 June 2, 2015

Deodeb state

The level where you are above depression but below depression level

Debanshu was in deodeb state because of deona.

by Debanshu biswas January 7, 2022

steady state

Aerobic training for rowing on the water, or on the erg. It is done at ~75% of maximum heart rate, for periods of 15-60 minutes at a time. It improves aerobic fitness, which can improve your erg scores, especially the dreaded 2K.

Dude 1: "Are we 2King today?"

Dude 2: "Nah, we're just doing steady state."
Dude 1: "Oh, thank god."

by LRFE January 17, 2018