snapple

A replacement/alternative/contemporary version of the word "snap." Used to demonstrate surprise, disappointment, or give props to someone for a wicked insult.

"Oh snapple - that creepy guy from the bar tracked me down on myspace."

by Melissa Jobo June 12, 2008

clit staple

1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)

2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing

3. not really sure

4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).

sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::

1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.

random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE

by MIKE MINUS (a.k.a. mike shadows) July 9, 2006

snapple

The best "Stuff" on earth. A beautiful woman with a sweet tasting pussy. He married a snapple.... I did too :)

man her snapple was as sweet as nectar!

by Clint Hightower October 2, 2006

the dotted snapple snack

this is a very complicated manuever. make sure that you eat a boston cream donut before each ride. secondly, you put a shit, banana, and a snapple into a blender. then remove the liquidated contents. The next step is crucial. pour concoction into a super soaker 5000 LX. roam your local neighborhood, until you come across a midget, then you must spray him in the eyes repetitivly. let contents dry, until a crust forms. then you tie him to a tree and leave him to the animals.

i had trouble fining the midget, but once he was located he recieved a dotted snapple snack that he wont be forgeting anytime soon.

by bob fix May 21, 2004

staple rot

Condition that occurs when one hoards staples and allows the "adhesive" in the staples to dry from disuse. This results in resistoring, phoning, and stapler jams.

Damn---I'm out of staples, so I have to use these old staples now. I bet all of them have staple rot!

by pentozali September 15, 2007

snapple berry

when ur ho gives u trouble and u run her over

pimp-bitch u best not back talk . ho-fuck u dick wad . pimp-thats it bitch im gonna snapple berry u . ho- y the fuck u run me over. pimp- just cuz bitch.

by abrand August 5, 2009

Diet Peach Snapple

A crazy mixture of happiness, flavor, explosive joy, and fruit. And some tea too. AND NO CALORIES. It's basically Jesus in a bottle.

1: Dude I just got hit by a car.
2: DUDE! WHY?!
1: Diet Peach Snapple in the road....
2: WORTH ITTTTT.

by ilikedietpeachsnapple November 16, 2011