An angry person who always sounds like he is having an orgasam. It also means someone who can't speak english or type and someone who is a retard when typing
by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

A spud is simply a retarded human being. Spud is used as a nickname for a retard. Usually a spud is aged 12, is a boy, and likes to perform. He is a player. Beware of spuds. They will keep you awake at night.....
YA SPUD!!!!
by Watermelons January 15, 2018

Willo: yo kris if youve got a free after lunch you wanna go to spud man?
Kris: brother do you eat anywhere else
Kris: brother do you eat anywhere else
by Gwinear September 23, 2024

The act of you and your absolute don't dropping a fat nut into a rude girl then dropping your mate a spud after.
by Jakerichy44 July 2, 2017

Noun;
Originally used to be slang for potato.
Currently, it's millenial slang for wannabe-celebrity fuckboys who want to cash in on the popculture popularity with potatoes and memes and try to ride that wave into fame and fortune; generally in every urban region in the world except antarctica.
Originally used to be slang for potato.
Currently, it's millenial slang for wannabe-celebrity fuckboys who want to cash in on the popculture popularity with potatoes and memes and try to ride that wave into fame and fortune; generally in every urban region in the world except antarctica.
oh my fucking god, he's in college and he's still such a spud
Jared is such a spud, he needs therapy
Jared is such a spud, he needs therapy
by lightsaberinmypants April 5, 2017

An old mobile phone with a camera that takes poor quality photos and/or videos. So poor that it is considered to be no better than a potato.
by lolfourby September 1, 2020

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019
