McDonald's Sprite

A holy liquid, it's recipe said to be pass down throughout the generations of the Mcdonalds family. Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can make a dead person come back to life. Can make a child foam at the mouth.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Sprite taste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

Sprite

Official soft drink of “bros” everywhere. Competes for that title with Baja Blast.

I drink Sprite because everything else is for boys.

by Original Orangutans December 28, 2018

Sprite

The act of needing to poop or something stinky. A pun intended to poke fun at my cat Sprite who smells terribly, actually.

I have to go sprite! or... That is one smelly sprite.

by DontchaWannaKnow June 21, 2009

Sprite Lasagna

A sprite-based lasagna, with the same core components as lasagna

I made sprite lasagna for my family.

by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021

submissive sprite drinker

someone who drinks sprite because they are submissive

did you see kath drinking that sprite she is so submissive bro!
for real what a submissive sprite drinker!

by djndnekjfnd March 9, 2023

Sprite delight

When you sound a McDonald’s straw down your urethra and spit sprite down the straw until you explode like sprite jizz volcano

Hey hon you think you could order McDonald’s and give me a sprite delight

by Skibidishart64 May 4, 2024

Sprite Cranberry

A nectar of gods, originally mention in the bible,
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"

Wanna sprite cranberry? -Jesus of Nazareth

by Patroneme January 11, 2019