1. v. The act of wizzing to hard on the urinal and dampening the person next to you.
2. v. closing your eveys whill peeing and aiming for the urinal.
2. v. closing your eveys whill peeing and aiming for the urinal.
by deucethegreat2 December 11, 2010

A woman of the squirting variety who cums while on her period, making an "ocean spray" of cranberry juice.
First, in order to do the "Ocean Spray" you must have a female partner/girlfriend/rape victim who is able to squirt when cumming. Wait until she is on her period to either fuck/finger her until she cums, and watch the crimson tide spray all over the place.
by maip23 December 16, 2008

by 331 tittysprinkle December 6, 2009

by lastassassin January 6, 2011

When a looser roommate has a bedroom that smells like the local bar restroom and jerks off in front of the tv in the living room, he leaves his Ray Spray all over the place.
by Cronic Christoph December 7, 2015

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens
Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.
Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010

by Matt FR January 29, 2018
