by poiuyt July 24, 2008
Get the sporkmug. “Spork Check”
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020
Get the Spork Checkmug. by rat, but this time smarter July 15, 2023
Get the Sporkmug. The act of feeding any KFC foods requiring a utensile to your partner with your penis, as well as distributing pussy juice on the biscuit if applicable.
So I just hung out under the table at KFC while some stranger
Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
by Meester Grassyass August 31, 2019
Get the Sporkingmug. by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016
Get the Sporkmug. by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015
Get the The Human Sporkmug. Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !
Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?
Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?
Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?
Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?
by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020
Get the Sporkmug.