shoveling coal

The janitor's job on an interracial, scat-fetish porn set.

"Did you hear about Eric? He gets to work on set with some of the best in the biz! They even got Sasha Grey to come out of retirement for this!"

"Sure, but you know with a crew of that caliber he'll be shoveling coal for a week"

*simultaneous shudder*

by The Great Botnet May 1, 2014

Snorkling

The action of giving a hand job while licking of the asshole is is commencing

Originated from a personal experience and snorkling was the first thing that came to mind

by Jpizzle88 June 16, 2009

sporking

spooning with an erection

Jenny and Steve were sporking.

by I'm not yours May 14, 2015

snow shoveling

The act of giving a man a blow job and after he ejaculates in the female's mouth she uses his toothbrush to brush all the semen out.

Dude I just realized my girlfriend has been snow shoveling me for months!

by snow shovel victim August 12, 2010

sporking

the act of spooning and forking at the same time. rather hard to do, i might add. in simpler terms... making out, cuddling, and having sex all at the same time.
not to be confused with the utensil spork

~dude, pass me that spork over there.
~i sporked your mom last night...
~SHUT UP

by mtc28 May 3, 2004

Sporking the Wolf

A common defense to wolf attacks when neither fork nor spoon are handy.

Andrea sure sporked that wolf.

Sporking the wolf is both educational and necessary when dealing with an angry wolf.

by Newby October 26, 2007

snorkling

When a pussy is so big that you can get your whole head in there and need snorkling gear to breath.

Man, she was so loose that I went snorkling.

by MR1119 December 20, 2007