spooning

the sexual way of cuddling.

tom:yo steve me and my girl were spooning
last night

steve: aye dawg go for it

by gayassshit September 9, 2018

spooning the poodle

A guy who is so incredibly pussy whipped that he likely holds his girlfriends dog (that he hates) for her whenever she asks. It is undoubtedly a small yippy dog that sleeps in her bed between them.

"Did you see the way Keiko ordered Tommy around? Brother is totally spooning the poodle."

by Tucker Stevens January 15, 2008

Screen Splashing

When masturbating to images on your laptop, and the erupting splooge hit's your screen.

Why do you keep screen splashing man?

by Cryuga September 3, 2010

spooling

Siting or laying in a sexual way. Similar to spooning and usually leads to forking.

Alyse and Mango spooled and spooned until they forked.

by wgbeg March 13, 2005

Spoonging

(noun)
--Used as a practical joke--
Spoonging is when a man cums on another person's sponge, and then when that person picks up the sponge, all the stored jizz comes out all sticky on his/her hand.

Alex made Jim mad, so Jim's gonna have to start spoonging Alex.

by TakaTakaTacos11 October 23, 2007

spoofing

In New Zealand, spoofing refers to cumming, jizzing, ejaculating and so on and so forth.

I am spoofing right now as we speak. I just spoofed all over your grandmother's face. Hey! Is that spoof on your collar?

by Kmannz May 31, 2010

spooning

where a man (usually a very tall man) with the use of a verybig spoon churns milk to make cheese.

francise was spooning cheese last summer

by Brof Brofferson March 3, 2009