surgery rafting

A tall bearded Man who’s good at Fortnite.

Surgery Rafting is a tall man known to wear a beard and be great at playing Fortnite.

by Chick March 5, 2025

crondall surgery

1. something that is bollocks, ie must be untrue. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist.
2. something that seems very untrue but is in fact true. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist but later had to amit did exist.

Stovold: my mum grew an extra boob
Meaner: crondall surgery!!!
...later
Meaner: oh sorry stov i dint realise she actuall had, that shit is crondall surgery

by jonah December 22, 2004

Shotgun Surgery

When a man pretending to be a doctor uses a shotgun (instead of a scalpel or any other surgical tool) and ends up killing the patient. It ends most times in the stereotypical black nurse cracking wise.

Im filing a malpractice suit against the man who killed my son! He practices Shotgun Surgery!

by The sweet release of death. September 6, 2016

show splurge

When you watch a show in its entirety over a period of hours, days, or weeks. What happens right before a show hole. See also Binge watching.

"Hey Seth, you wanna come out with us tonight?" "Nah, I'm just gonna stay home and show splurge Trailer Park Boys this weekend."

by dmarie3 June 14, 2016

post-surgery curiosity

Refers to the common occurrence of a patient’s asking the doctor to show him the “nasty” (i.e., a lodged foreign object, gall/kidney stone, tumor, infection-colony x-ray, etc.) that was removed, and thus his intense suffering in finally alleviated. Deep-framing said undesirable for display on the person’s wall is optional.

Children are most often the patients exhibiting post-surgery curiosity, such as wanting to see a thorn/splinter (“No WONDER this was paining you so much --- just look how big and ugly it is!”) after it’s been extracted from their hurting appendage.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

Blighpass surgery

An operation performed on the infamous late-18th-century sea captain and Vice-Admiral of the Royal Navy. Can also loosely refer to any surgery in which the distressed/exhausted patient feels like the rejected commander of a mutinied ship afterwards.

I told the doctor that I only had pleurisy and thus I merely needed some pain-killer, but he tried to convince me to have my appendix removed. He obviously just wanted to milk MaineCare for more operations than were truly necessary; I declined his Blighpass surgery.

by QuacksO May 24, 2019

Hillbilly surgery

Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.

I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.

by Get Pecked September 11, 2019