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Splurgary

A surgical procedure that is not needed. But is what you want to have so one can feel better about themselves. Or alter the book of life that God has written.
My nose was crooked so I had a "splurgary" to straighten it.
by Wise1Done February 28, 2022
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Shplurf

to escort an old lady down the street, followed by buying every girl scout cookies at the market, followed by organizing a girl scout field trip to the local zoo, followed by pushing a girl scout into the gorilla pit, followed by killing the gorilla who grabbed the girl in the pit changing the course of human history.
Yo bro did you hear about the Shplurf that happened the other day? Yea, it was like Harambe all over again
by shlerminator March 30, 2022
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Splurg

My word, it has no meaning and nobody else is allowed to say it.
Oh Splurg it then!
by LunaLove64 June 30, 2022
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Splurred

Splurred can mean a lot of things, Splurred can mean that you leaked information to the “opps” , Splurred can also mean “spitting game” to a female
person 1: Yo bro
Person 2: yeah wasgood bro

Person 1: i heard u splurred everything that i told u to not tell nobody

person 2: my bad jit
by Gswarriorss August 5, 2022
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Splurge

To cum, but in csgo
IM GONNA SPLURGE
by GelatoJerald September 24, 2022
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splurried

The past tense of "cumming". Someone had just "splurried" (cummed) (came) everywhere
Teenage Boy- "mum, that girl was so hot. i just splurried all over myself"
Mum- "ask her out son"
by CurryMontser6969 November 22, 2022
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splurt baby

A baby born when sperm leaks from the anus to vagina post anal. Can be prevented by wearing an anal seepage tampon.
I wore an anal seepage tampon so I wouldn’t have to give birth to a splurt baby in 9 months.
by Submissiveslave661 November 25, 2022
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