Splinterfusal

The act of getting a big ass splinter in yourself. Usually happens to total idiots who don't wear gloves or socks.

Help my father suffered a severe splinterfusal! Can you believe that Bethany is still complaining about her minor splinterfusal.

by All American Walrus Back Rider March 7, 2021

Splinter271

1. One of the upcoming rookies in theories

2. Not well known yet.
3. Almost at 300 followers

There are many great theorists in the world. One upcoming theorist is Splinter271.

by wahtsmyuser March 10, 2021

splinter the rat

The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.

Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”

by Cathman17 April 28, 2021

Spliinta

A jovail demon who has different personality traits and sometimes get confuse with doing good or bad. He sometimes don't understand him self

Spliinta demon that has been rejected from hell

by Spliinta November 22, 2021

sploinart

A very good man from irealnd, he is also gay.

ohh,look at that sploinart there

by 0-rummy-0 January 15, 2022

sploinkie doinke

The entity above all, our lord and saviour. Be terrified of it. It is amazing.

Praise Sploinkie doinke

Yes it is above all

by Sploinkie doink January 30, 2022

Sploing Boing

Aw hell naw

Guy: stop beating my child with a lead pipe
Other guy: No
Guy: Sploing Boing

by Erm... Vengence April 8, 2022