splitter-splatter

Noun.

When one cums or pukes, or the combination of the two. Possibly at the same time.

Guy : That sex was so good I splitter-splattered!

by Matt Axley April 28, 2008

The splats

The fat version of the splits.

Jeff: That cheerleader may be fat as hell, but she is incredible at doing the splats.

by Meldon October 26, 2009

the green apple splatters

your shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain.

joe: i can't hold it!

(2 hours later)

JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)

"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!

(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)

honey i need to pee

go ahead

(scream)

not again!

by I h8 nes May 1, 2014

green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

by Jordan June 11, 2006

Slatts

One who enjoys the sound of their own voice and likes to tell a large amount of stories which are of no interest to anyone but themselves.

Shut up slatts

by tashjessieross September 8, 2010

splatter funk

A type of music that is a fusion of goth, punk, and funk; pioneered by Malice in Leatherland.

Splatter funk makes me want to...

by ClockworkRose December 19, 2004

splattercough

Short and forceful, yet voluminous vomiting.

I thought I could hold it in, but all at once, I splattercoughed everywhere.

by Splatter May 13, 2005