Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.
Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.
Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.
by Helibro October 7, 2009
Get the Tit Splitter mug.The barnacles caught bye one's underwear after a slip of an unsuspecting anal cough.. the Cabra spatter is a term required as reference intended to be used when someone is judging the spread density and stank of the wind smear or aka now known as the Cabra spatter
Excuse me there middle aged woman I couldn't help but notice you were walking a little funny would it be rude of me to suggest. That you need not be embarrassed.. 4 now there is a term that has given freedom to those suffering from this emotion... So give us a gander at your Cabra spatter so I can post it for all our followers on the Cabra spatter Facebook page to judge freely..congratulations.
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The result of the crotchal inseam of a man’s pants, usually jeans, in which the seam tightens while in a seated position, splitting the left and right testicles evenly, placing one on either side of the seam, leaving an obvious visual print of each of the separated testicles with a gap of 1/2”- 1” down the middle. This makes the appearance of two separate testicles, free to travel in their own separate direction free and independent of one another. A common issue with jeans such as Wrangler (Stranglers) and other cowboy type nut hugger cut pantelones.
If left untreated or unrelieved long enough, it may take several hours to days for the two testicles to reunite.
If left untreated or unrelieved long enough, it may take several hours to days for the two testicles to reunite.
I like to buy my jeans so tight in the crotch, that they cause an immediately noticeable and impressive Siberian Splitter, just to let the ladies know I have testicular talent, upon first glance.
by P-Nut December 13, 2019
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by Angel Nichole July 18, 2021
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That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.
by udontnome June 10, 2009
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by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008
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After the kegger the other night we went and killed a couple of jalpeno meat lover pizzas. I spent the whole morning with splatterbutt and had to shower four times.
by Tannasgh February 14, 2006
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