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A Tennessee Alka-Seltzer is when you stick an alka-seltzer into your mouth, then have oral sex with a Southern girl(with out telling her, but of course). As her vagina gets wet, you slip in the alka-seltzer, stand back, and watch the 'fire works'...or, in this case, 'foam works'.
The 'Tennesse' part is derived from college kids out of D.C. going into Virginia on a Saturday night, and performing it on innocent country 'gurls'. Why did I not choose 'Virginia' to make it a 'Virginia Alka-Seltzer'? Because Tennessee sounds better. And if you don't like it, piss off!
The 'Tennesse' part is derived from college kids out of D.C. going into Virginia on a Saturday night, and performing it on innocent country 'gurls'. Why did I not choose 'Virginia' to make it a 'Virginia Alka-Seltzer'? Because Tennessee sounds better. And if you don't like it, piss off!
Dude 1: Dude, I did a Tennessee Alka-Seltzer on a GRITS yesterday!
Dude 2: Shite! What happened? Was it fun?
Dude 1: Well...let's just say she'll never walk again.
Dude 2: Shite! What happened? Was it fun?
Dude 1: Well...let's just say she'll never walk again.
by Ben Erman July 4, 2007
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a sheltered person
a sheltered person
All these punk-ass shelties are up in my face.
And I said to the sheltie, "NO!!! YOUR PLACE IS ON THE FLOOR!!"
And I said to the sheltie, "NO!!! YOUR PLACE IS ON THE FLOOR!!"
by Isaac45 May 8, 2006
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Definition is derived from the highly provocative and highly homosexual red-underwear dancing YouTube video made by the artist 'Spectacular' of the RnB singing group 'Pretty Ricky'
Definition is derived from the highly provocative and highly homosexual red-underwear dancing YouTube video made by the artist 'Spectacular' of the RnB singing group 'Pretty Ricky'
"Yo son, Kevin must have lost his damn mind, tryin' to back up on me at the Kappa party. He was mad spectacular!"
by Radiokillas May 28, 2009
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Scantily dressed teen girls with muffin tops and tramp stamps exposed. Overly thuggish guys with bad teeth and no future.
Underage girls yelling about performing sexual favors back forth across a street.
Scantily dressed teen girls with muffin tops and tramp stamps exposed. Overly thuggish guys with bad teeth and no future.
Underage girls yelling about performing sexual favors back forth across a street.
"The group of shelties is hanging outside the library again begging for change from old people."
"There is another pregnant sheltie having a smoke on her way to the liquor store"
"Tell that sheltie to put a shirt on and stop yelling, he's scaring the kids"
"There is another pregnant sheltie having a smoke on her way to the liquor store"
"Tell that sheltie to put a shirt on and stop yelling, he's scaring the kids"
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