buff the spam javelin

to masturbate

The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.

by viaho May 23, 2010

SPAM Castanets

A Percussion instrument, of Spanish origin, comprised of specially prepared assorted meat slices worn between the thumb and four fingers.

They are mainly used in flamenco dancing and emit little to no sound when played.

Hey, I'll play the guitar, Pedro can play some Spam Castanets

by Gene! October 18, 2007

street spam

The millions of billboards posted along our streets and highways as well as the advertisements posted inside public bathrooms, and on the sides of busses.

It would be nice to see what people really thought of this world were they not being brainwashed by all this street spam.

by LuckyME October 27, 2005

Spam celery

A term used to describe a vegetarian meal that secretly contains traces of meat. The vegetarian has no idea that he/she has totally gone against the rules of vegetarianism.

Man: Oh my god you so just ate some spam celery, not feeling so vegetarian now are you!

Vegetarian: *cries and hides from all humanity*

by david dring April 24, 2006

Spam Artist

Someone who spams a website/forum advertising a scam.

Spam Artist: Hey you gotta check us out, we offer free naked pics. Just go to (Url)!

Victim: stupid spam artist.

by BlackOpsOnline May 21, 2010

Furry Spam

What some people call Furry threads that appear in /b/

"I'm sick of all this Furry Spam" Bob yelled. Why don't they just GTFO.

by ????/b/???? September 30, 2007

shasm

A mixture of blood, semen, mucus and stool; which is the material "feltched" out of anothers anus/rectum.

Roderick was quite sated by the bellyful of shasm he feltched from the fetching Germaine.

by Dick Jablome April 9, 2008