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speader

Someone, most frequently a "sussy baka", who is extremely fast at doing your mom.
"Yo I saw this Bread dude hanging around the block the other day, he a chill dude?"
"Nah, I hear he's a real speader 😖🖐"
by Snaledude January 31, 2022
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Spider Behavior

Engaging in malicious spider-like behavior. This includes but is not limited to; manipulation through emotional traps, poisoning others personal relationships, demonization, negative attention-seeking, and the spread of negative auras. This is very common in people with BPD and narcissism.
"My ex keeps trying to manipulate my friends to turn them against me!"
"That sounds like Spider Behavior dude."
by doelirious May 18, 2023
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Archer Spider

an asian insect that resembles a puppet from the 1960's TV Show, Thunderbirds.

They are known characteristically for their "stiff" appendages; particularly the arms, that seem to be held by invisible wires - this is obvious in such poses as "running", "communicating" (limbs become rigid as they wave them about frantically trying to convey a message) and moving from place to place.

They are usually quite defensive about their environment ie. Asian origins. Not surprisingly, they are also sometimes found with their "Made in Malaysia" sticker still in tact.

However, they can be particularly deadly if given too much sugar, which will induce a hype known as The Japanese Spider Dance (which is slightly hypocritical considering they are bred exclusively in Malaysia) If this state occurs, violent outbursts of sideways jumping, water/food throwing, tantrums, and/or revenge will take place.

Their vengeful nature is especially scary. Such incidences have been reported where an Archer Spider has taken someone's underwear, and frozen it, before serving it again for breakfast.

So if you ever get caught by one of these creatures then just shout "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!" and it will be momentarily stunned, before crawling back into its hole, also known as a bostock.
That guy's so stiff when he walks he could be an Archer Spider
by Firebringer February 3, 2010
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Deon Snader

A word describing dry humping, or more appropriately, dry raping.
Get over here sonny, I'm about to DEON SNADER you.
by Snader April 12, 2010
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knuckle spider

A knuckle spider is the act of rapidly using your fingers in a spider-like motion while simultaneously inserting your fingers inside a woman's vagina with the intent of granting her intense pleasure.
Friend: "Yo, what did you get on the test?"
Guy: "A+"
Friend: "WTF? How? I thought you said you bombed it?"
Guy: "Yeah, I really needed that A so I went in after class and gave our teacher the ol' knuckle spider" (makes spider-like hand gesture)
by BustMyCashew37.5 July 12, 2018
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Man Spider

Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams

Look out

Here comes the man spider
What’s your favorite song?”
The Man Spider theme.”
by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019
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Deuce Spade

An ex-delinquent who has a short temper but is trying his best to change into a better person.
"When I told Deuce Spade that chickens don't come from store-bought eggs, his whole world came tumbling down."
by The Cupioromanticist December 8, 2022
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