cock sludge

A slang term for semen

Yo, I blasted my cock sludge all over this ho's nose!

by Jack Scragglysack February 28, 2008

Spudge

Verb; To administer a painful blow which consequently causes a shart or defecation.

What is the problem Jon?
Well Mr. Heiner, I was spudged before class.
Oh no. Go to the nurse and get the emergency pants.

by Designer Nigloo's January 21, 2011

Smudge

Local retard

Usually bums ‘jakes’

Whoa smudge has had that finger up his nose since this morning

by Kenneth Branagh February 16, 2019

Smudge Baby

A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.

Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:

http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257

Phil looked at Matt and observed drily, "Mark just birthed a smudge baby all over your sofa."

by Carnifex2009 April 3, 2009

Smudge

A fat, fluffy, grey, lazy beast. That spends most of her time inside, curled up into a ball in front of the warmth of a fire. And has long ear hair. But most importantly is a cat the has a smudge on her right lower arm.

Damn is smudge get away from the milk

by Izzy.... October 29, 2018

sludge

A thick, soupy substance, usually foul in appearance and/or smell.

A filthy brown sludge ran down the walls of the public bathroom.

by BlastMaster May 20, 2003

sludge monkey

when a man ejaculates on a woman's unshaven vagina

that man made a sludge monkey of that vag!

by Danaco March 22, 2008