shopping sherpa

A husband dragged to the mall to carry the shopping bags, while his wife depletes yet another credit card.

Becky is off to Nordstroms again, and I'm obliged to come along as her shopping sherpa.

by Lew Mills September 26, 2007

Shopping Ninja

When the person you're shopping with randomly disappears with the shopping cart with out you noticing. You usually spend the rest of the shopping trip looking for them.

Jack: Yo Sally have you seen mom?

Sally: She pulled a shopping ninjas on me.

by Lumlotus May 14, 2013

Sloppy Rack

A popular street description for a woman's bosom that has lost its ability to support itself. The breasts themselves begin to sag and drift and a standard brassiere is no longer an effective undergarment.

Hey have you guys seen Melissa's rack recently? The shit is getting sloppy AF.

Man, Jacky has a sloppy rack huh?

by A. Massey May 24, 2017

cock shopping

When a girl walks around a bar, or gym, talking to every guy she sees, flirting, and gazing in the eyes.

That girl I was just talking to must be cock shopping, she just walked away from me, and started talking to that guy over there.

by ShoreJJ June 1, 2006

Judge Shopping

The act of looking for a judge that will rule in your favor.

Frank: What's the status of my drinking ticket?

Lawyer: We need to go Judge Shopping. I know a judge on the 3rd floor who used to be an alcoholic, he will find you innocent.

Frank: Sweet, let's go!

by Timo Supremo April 8, 2009

New York Sloppy

A New York Sloppy is the act of hiding your Junk in a hot dog bun to make it look like a hot dog for a female or male (whatever seems more likely) to consume.

“Hey Luca, this hot dog wasn’t actually a normal hot dog. It was a New York Sloppy!”, Jenu said.

by LordFlacid July 11, 2020

sloppy sex

Intercourse involving a lot of bodily fluid and fumbling; often comdom free and/or result of inebriation.

"We went back to his place and had wet, sloppy sex."

by Sleep-o-potamus May 16, 2016