snardle

A soon to be common form of the words fuck, shit and damn. Also can be used to substitute the phrase "oh crap".

Mainly used to stop children from learning actual curse words and getting kicked out of daycare for repeating them in front of their daycare provider.

Boss:Rachel did you fax that thing I sent you?

Rachel: Oh snardle!!!

by Queen Rachel the 3rd April 22, 2008

snartphone

a ghetto smartphone that 'corrects' your words to be misspelled, even though the word was spelled correctly to begin with.

"...you know I'm always up on your Facebook status lol on my 'snartphones' 'ftw'..."
'smartphone' was changed to 'snartphone'
'wtf' was changed to 'ftw'

by sillygirl#001 November 21, 2009

Snarflu

noun: a seahorse that has a unicorn horn and utters (that give out dancing juice)

adj: happy

Bob, look at that snarflu swimming over there!

I'm feeling rather snarflu today, Bertha.

by vajinga April 21, 2011

snarky

The act of being sarcastic, bitchy, dissrespectful, irritable, or short-tempered

Colleen is one snarky bitch

by Seamus D. September 16, 2007

snarf

A guy who derives pleasure from running around sniffing girls' bicycle seats. (Not to be confused with a "twerp").

"Do you know what a twerp is? When I was in Shortridge High School in Indianapolis 65 years ago, a twerp was a guy who stuck a set of false teeth up his butt and bit the buttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (And a snarf was a guy who sniffed the seats of girls' bicycles.)

-- Kurt Vonnegut, in "A Man Without a Country".

by Dinkum August 13, 2013

Snarktax

1. A mélange of "snarky" and "syntax" (n): the study of the rules for the formation of rudely sarcastic or disrespectful (snide) grammatical sentences in the English language; often depends largely on the poetic measure, or arrangement, of words in the phrase, or the combining of words to make new obnoxious ones.

2. An unassuming remark or observation that ends on a note facetious, or whose true, deliberate bad taste takes a moment to register or appear as it is "masked" by couth or wit.

Usage:
-"Have you been on Gawker.com today?"
-"Oooh, no not yet! Why?"
-"There's a story on that celebutante vomiting at a Sotheby's sale yesterday."
-"Ha! What's the snarktax?"
-"The title is simply: 'Vanderbilt Vauction.'"

Example of Snarktax:
-"That's the best thing I've ever heard...today." (with little to no emphasis on "today")

by smyles101 May 20, 2008

Snarggle

Drunk snuggling.

When the party was over, people went into their tents and snarggled.

by gwen2332 June 14, 2009