slithery snakey

when you have a giant penis that isnt hard so it just flops around like a slithery snake

dude im getting fucked by a slithery snakey

by bennyboo7218 January 19, 2022

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Cockle Snacker

One whom does not often perform fellatious acts with strangers; although, when peckish, snacks cockles as madmen devour sandwiches.
A snacker will usually resemble a wild hog. It is not unusual for them to become altogether bestial in search of their chosen snack.

When the moon is full, and the freaks are at whims, one is always bound to encounter a ferocious cockle snacker in alleys, parks, and wooded glens offering seclusion from the prying eye of those whom are not of snacking taste.

by Fool On A Stool May 26, 2024

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tallywacker snacker

Someone who is a total slut for giving blow-jobs.

Yo, I totally busted you know who doing you know what last night. I knew he was a tallywacker snacker! I told you!

by 2 Insightful Idiots June 5, 2024

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Cracky-Snacky

When you forget to wipe, let it crust, and dig the crap chunks out of your ass crack and proceed to consume all of it with zero hesitation.

Hey, do you want some of my cracky-snacky? I have some left from when I took a dump earlier.

by Word III March 11, 2025

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Turd Snacker

A Trump follower. A person who eats up everything that Trump says as if it’s true. Similar to Shit Eater, but not interested in the truth.

Turd Snacker: “Yup, January 6th was a day of love. Nobody even got hurt. Them peoples was just there visiting.”

Turd Snacker: “We need Greenland. Denmark never bought it.”

Turd Snacker: “Hoax…It’s a hoax. The Epstein Files are a conspiracy by Obama.”

Turd Snacker: “CNN is fake news.”

by Fart Esq January 20, 2026

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