Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.
by PeeBee February 10, 2004
Get the Mister Smoothiemug. When the man puts a fruit smoothie inside his penis, then ejaculates the smoothie into the woman's mouth.
Ann: Hey, I heard Mike gave you his special dirty smoothie.
Haley: Yeah. He made me a raspberry-banana one.
Ann: Nice.
Haley: Yeah. He made me a raspberry-banana one.
Ann: Nice.
by Maudlin La An July 6, 2010
Get the dirty smoothiemug. The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.
Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
by PJ lover January 17, 2010
Get the Pineapple Smoothiemug. Recipe invented by moi:
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.
Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???
by Goldfish United! March 1, 2009
Get the pizza smoothiemug. by dickserect November 16, 2006
Get the salty smoothiemug. Chicken smoothie is a Forum that primarily revolves around adopting virtual animals and posting on forums. It is a cancerous stamping ground for weeaboos, furries, insane fangirls, obnoxious teenagers and all kinds of liberals.
by Kzkra May 28, 2018
Get the Chicken Smoothiemug. Place that sells you a five dollar cup of water, then outright refuses to make you a proper smoothie claiming it was made properly the first time.
It's time to drive smoothie king out of business... like they did in the old days... takin' it to the streets!
by Bobs Johnson July 22, 2004
Get the Smoothie Kingmug.