Angry blueberry smoothie

This is a variation of the blueberry smoothie (when you stick blueberries up a woman's cunt, pounding the shit out of her box until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with his nut inside her to a smooth, frothy consistency). After making the blueberry smoothie, you smack the woman in the nose and make her drink the blood gushing from her nose while you (or another person) consume the fresh blueberry smoothie oozing from her pussy.

"I was feeling a little passive aggressive today, so rather than the usual blueberry smoothie I get on my Tuesday lunch break, I decided to make it an Angry blueberry smoothie. Besides, my girlfriend has been a bitch the last few days anyway, so she deserved it."

by Anita Creampie October 9, 2008

smoothing it

Living in the lap of luxury in a rugged setting.

"My parents love going to the wilderness, but only if they're smoothing it." (i.e. they stay in a five-star mountain region hotel and hire a Swiss guide.)

by Susan Macaluso January 12, 2007

carrot smoothie

a swfit gliding man who arrives to his place of work each morning on his belly

The carrot smoothie, john, did not have an escape route and therefore bellied into the trash.

by Pisces Aneas January 27, 2009

Georgian Smoothie

The act of sucking your cum from your first cousins rectum through a straw and spewing it th to the back of his/her esophagus.

Hey, uncle Joe can I take Mary Joe out for a Georgian smoothie?

by AMac2632 June 16, 2017

red apple smoothie

When u are eating out as girl and she is on her period and blood goes in your mouth and you lick her vagina

I'm cheating on my wife and I got a red apple smoothie from a different school

by Voiddddd April 10, 2017

smoothie

A person who shaves or otherwise removes the hair from his/her pubic area

There were lots of smoothies at the nudist resort.

by iamsmooth January 2, 2005

Smoothie Walk

A walk consisting of flailing your legs behind one another while walking after you make a smoothie.

"guys the smoothies are done!"

*does the smoothie walk into the living room with smoothies in hand.

by Jordan Folkman February 23, 2009