SM-Essay

The act of using a mobile phones Short Messaging Service to send long drawn out messages that extend beyond the standard SMS 160 character limit.

Hi son, well your dad is going to pick your grandmother up at 3pm and your sister needs to go to town at 12 as she is having her hair cut and need to get some nail polish remover. I'm popping out for about 10 minutes to go next door to see Valerie as she wants to show me her new dress but that will be about 1ish I think... Val can talk the hind legs off a donkey so I might be a bit longer. Come over at 4pm and sorry for the SM-Essay

by burningme August 14, 2011

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suck my sh*t

if you don’t think ima get a bag u could sms

by ashy2x November 7, 2021

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Shoot My Shot

omg i’m gonna SMS

by hskalz January 18, 2019

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Orga(ni)sm

How the word should be written because all organisms except bacteria procreate sexually.

I started writing orga(ni)sm instead of organism in my thesis just to fuck with my professor. She is hot, I gotta tap her.
Anyway what's for lunch dude

by WhyDoesMyAssNeedAHandle January 4, 2025

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