slomar

The slowest person in a group; the one guy that makes everyone else wait.

Wait up guys, Nick missed the light and got stuck behind on the other side of the street again. He's been a real slomar tonight.

by OutOfTouch June 9, 2015

slammin' salmon

Using an erecting penis to repeatedly bash the inside of a vagina in a pleasurable fashion.

"Sorry, I can't come to your lipstick party tomorrow as I'll be slammin' salmon at my uptown bungalow."

by SomeGirlOrGuy March 28, 2016

hammy slammy

Recieving a hand job from a filipino bar girl aka "buy me drinky girl." Usually with baby oil for lubrication.

Lance Corporal Wright "hey bro! what do you want to do tonight"

Lance Corporal Oden "I dunno man, maybe we should go get some hammy slammys out in kin tonight!"

by Jeffery Wright April 29, 2008

Clam Slammer

The part of a woman's memory reserved for masturbation.

The female equivalent of spank bank.

"Did you see him at the pool?" Asked Jane. "I'm locking that one up in the clam slammer for later"

by Ian Dustrial February 28, 2014

in the slammer

In jail; behind the locked doors of a prison.

1) Tomas spent a few years in the slammer for robbing a grocery store.
The phrase refers to the closing of a door. When a door is 'slammed' it means that it was closed with great force.

by silverbridge2000 November 23, 2006

sloming

SLOM= Sticking Leeches On Myself.

The act of "sloming" was originally created (and not referred to as sloming) in the age of witch doctoring to extract blood when things like needles were not created yet. Today, no one actually does sloming. This was created as a commercial to show kids how stupid following your friends are when they are doing stupid things like drugs and alcohol. Drugs and underage alcohol looks as stupid as sloming, stay above the influence.

LOL WTF I DO SLOMING

ROFL GAYASS. there's no such thing.

by SUPKATE? January 7, 2007

slammer

Heavy metal disc used in the activity of Pogs.

"Hey mister, I need to use the slammer so I can win those neat pogs."

by JwC October 13, 2004