skate

Military terminology meaning any service member who avoids his duties.

Private Jones is a real skate. This is the fifth time this month he avoided garbage detail.

by Arnie Schiffer May 11, 2008

Saternasty

feeling of worthlessness on a saterday night while sitting alone and inhaling stale food and warm beer while your flea bitten poodle runs amok.

"You see that guy? He is going to be that guy who gets saternasty every weekend."
"Man, that saternasty sucked."

by Abe713 March 4, 2008

Slatering the upper deck

This technique is for the most skilled of slaterer's. One must be nimble and quick in order to accomplish this feat. It involves combining the classics "slatering" and the "upper decker." You sit on the top of the toilet in the AC slater position (from saved by the bell) and take a hot steamy dump in the upper deck.

Jorge: Hey man, what's wrong. Why is your face all bruised on your left side?

Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.

Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.

Carlos: Shit.

Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.

by Teratoma69 June 14, 2011

skate rape

The act of kicking someone repeatedly while wearing ice skates.

Ivan skate raped that hobo last night.

by Slick & Ivan April 21, 2011

Slater Cocktail

A mixture of Roofies, Heroine, and Plan B. Used to make a date go more smoothly.

"Dude, had a great hookup last night. Used the Slater Cocktail on her and drove her home this morning. She won't even remember it."

by cosmicrift February 17, 2010

slatering

Taking a shit while sitting backwards on the toilet, similar to how A.C. Slater from "Saved by the Bell" sits in chairs.

Yo that was a dope Saved by the Bell party last night, my favorite part was slatering the toilet.

by Francisco Greggs October 8, 2014

Frankie Slater

The act of sex, vaginal, oral or anal with your ex boyfriend (so, Your man) in his new 'girlfriend's' home, car, or place of employment.

I'm gettin my Frankie Slater on tho!

by Rick shaw December 22, 2014