slippery walrus

When an elderly man spreads his cheeks for a young woman to insert her foot (at speed) into his well lubricated rectum.

Hey Dave, i heard pete was playing slippery walrus with your bird last night!

by osman hussain March 7, 2016

Fishy Slapper

a limp dick from taking to much dope

I was so fucked up last night, my girl came over and the only thing i had for her was a fishy slapper.

by J. Pifferton October 2, 2007

cock eyed rice slapper

a chinese person who rips you off.

that cock eyed rice slapper sold this necklace for 20$ and it broke on the way home.

by seaner terdil October 23, 2009

ass slapper

Someone who slaps asses. The most common occurrence of ass slapping is during sex.

Bill: I slapped Angela's ass while banging her last night!
Fred: You, my friend, are an ass slapper!

by ShakeSicle January 20, 2009

slapper

A sexually promiscuous woman who enjoys vigorous copulation. The term most likely denotes the sound of two people's skin coming together with force, especially during sex.

She's such a prolific slapper, she'll have to wait for the birth before she know who the father is.

by Spirituall August 7, 2011

butt slapper

One who slaps over people's butts.

He is a butt slapper.

by Flappy January 18, 2005

ball slapper

landing heavily on your balls while kitesurfing / surfing

I had a nasty ball slapper while landed that crazy trick

by chemic November 25, 2010