chocolate shank

The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.

It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.

That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

Armitage shank

The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.

Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.

Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.

by crudux_cruo September 2, 2009

slanked

to be dissed, deceived or bullshitted by use of cunning or trickery

you've just been slanked!

I fuckin slanked your ass!

by Brett & Kly January 17, 2004

shank

a prisoner-made knife like weapon usually made of metal. the first such weapons were fashioned form the metal shanks on prison issue boots. because of this, most modern prisons no longer issue prisoners boots with metal shanks

Cricket always makes the best shanks for 20 cigarettes and a pair of boots.

by Capt_capacitor July 30, 2005

slanker

a testicle

if you bastards don't get back to work i'm gonna kick you so hard in the slankersack your slankers are gonna be rolling out of your mouth

by Brett & Kly January 17, 2004

Ne'SHANK'in

when a girl is being a total and complete shank this word is used to discribe her, always refered when speaking about a russian whore

you are being a total alex Ne'SHANK'in right now!

by kissssmyasss March 31, 2009

shank eyes

That look when someone says something that sounds like fightwords. Like your eyes are daggers. So you gave him shank eyes.

April told me to shut up , so I gave her shank eyes. Bitch backed down.

by Kma815 May 18, 2010