Marijuana, usually OG Kush or other indica-dominant strain, laced with cocaine. Reported to produce simultaneous effects of heavy sedation and increased sensory sensitivity associated with stimulation of the central nervous system. Origins widely believed to trace back to a foiled drug smuggling operation run rumored to be an associate of the Barry Seal syndicate in June of 1978. Estimates as high as 600 pounds of cocaine and marijuana were jettisoned from a small commuter jet pursued by Federal intercept, approximately 17 miles northeast of Montgomery, near the hamlet of Emerald Mountain. Reports began surfacing later that year of a debilitating strain of Cannabis with the street moniker 'Slammer, it's near mythical status canonized later that year with the Sep 29th performance of Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band at Birmingham's Boutwell Auditorium dubbed 'The Alabama Slammer', a hat nod to the widespread local use and adoration at the time. Acclaim and notoriety continued to follow and build for the purported strain, culminating in the 2008 near simultaneous publishing of a song with the same name appearing on the Casey Donahue Band's Live Album 'Live-raw-real, In The Ville' and the admission by President George W. Bush in the documentary 'Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay' that Alabama Slammer was his favorite strain of Cannabis.
George W. Bush: "This some good shit, ain't it?"
Harold Lee (nodding): "Yeah!"
Kumar Patel: "What is it?"
George W. Bush: "It's called Alabama Slammer. I laced it with blow so it knocks you down and keeps you going at the same time makes hand gesture implying a collision from the rear BOOWAH!"
Harold Lee (nodding): "Yeah!"
Kumar Patel: "What is it?"
George W. Bush: "It's called Alabama Slammer. I laced it with blow so it knocks you down and keeps you going at the same time makes hand gesture implying a collision from the rear BOOWAH!"
by faqinblizzard June 11, 2025
Get the Alabama Slammermug. This dirty gem of poverty is a concoction made by mixing a 40z of Old English and a Four Loko. For 5 dollars you can make yourself some nasty looking mopwater that tastes surprisingly good and will most assuredly get you slammed.
by DefUrban January 13, 2020
Get the Streetside Slammermug. The alter-ego of the infamous Sidewalk Slammer. You drink half of a 40oz Corona and fill the rest with tequila. Once you finish, you smash the bottle.
by Quagmire Fritchenstein January 31, 2023
Get the South Valley Slammermug. call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
Get the penis door hinge slammermug. Yeah I took Jessica out last night by the river, gave her the ole Alabama Mudd Slammer, not sure if she came or left smelling more like a catfish.
by SkratFish July 23, 2022
Get the Alabama Mudd Slammermug. When playing the game "Cup Hawk" you yell "Fastball Slammer" then throw the ball as hard as you can at the cup. Usually ends with drilling the guy standing behind the cup.
Aaron - "You know what, FASTBALL SLAMMER!"
Coleman - "Wow dude ok.. that hurt what the heck"
Aaron - "YOLO"
Coleman - "Wow dude ok.. that hurt what the heck"
Aaron - "YOLO"
by CupChamp July 24, 2012
Get the Fastball Slammermug.