skunk drunk

to be so high that you feel as impaired as you when drunk

Bud: Dude can you give me a ride?
Bro: Sorry my man bud im skunk drunk

by kykymot March 3, 2014

Skunk Rusted

when your laying down masturbating and you bus-a-nut on yourself and your sperm drips all the way down into you asshole

"dude i was beating my dick yesterday and i skunk rusted myself" { TB-SG }

by young dagger dick { rip X } July 31, 2018

Man skunk

When a dude farts during sex

Ewww he man skunked?

by Shot dawg May 23, 2017

skunk flaps

Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.

David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.

by Jimmy Dink February 21, 2017

Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk

Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?

by Rose Ruby November 1, 2013

Skunk Mutt

1. The opposite of a sex kid.
2. A skanky, uncool uptight wannabe sex kid.

Dick Cheney and Helen Hunt are two notable skunk mutts.

by Cool Ray October 24, 2008

south skunk

The sexual act of inserting one's nose into another's anus.

Gross! He stuck his WHAT in your anus? That's called a south skunk!

by Mikl Tabey October 9, 2008