batter bitch slapper

A mechanical industrial machine used to stir bread batter.

"Here on this side of the room, we have the new batter bitch slapper. It works so much better than the batter blower.

by Savagecarcas October 5, 2022

Skippering

To skip and run at the same time, during times of great joy or when you need to exit a room as obnoxiously as possible and still seem happy.

I was extremly happy at a party when suddenly a crab monster burst through the wall, so I began skippering as fast as I could away from it.

by Rawr Im a scary ghost dinosaur July 8, 2009

Fart slapper

A person who farts in a public place and fans their ass making it appear that they are slapping their fart

Reed- wow ... Smell that
Ranger - stop it Reed ur such a fart slapper

by 1968camaro/ss June 1, 2010

slapper

1. A loose woman who is in need of being screwed back together. The usage implies that there is not the slightest doubt about the identity of this female.

2. A greeting for someone you really get on well with or, alternatively, whom you actively detest.

1. "Bob gave that slapper one" (The word THAT signifies the interlocutor's certain recognition)

2. "Hello you old slapper!" (The last word is emphasised)

by before we get to the tits! January 10, 2009

hand slapper

A guy who gives and receives high-fives excessively. A guy who slaps a lot of hands.

"You wear jeans?" asked the hand slapper, "Dude, so do I." slap hands

by Matthew S. March 2, 2006

ball slapper

A turd so long that when it breaks off, it falls foward and slaps you in the balls.

This burrito is going to turn into a ball slapper.

by wg February 5, 2003

snapperdoodle

Noun. Definition I: Refers to any particular object awesome enough to gain the prefix 'snap.' Also used to further annoy those who dislike the saying, "Oh snap."

Definition II: Expression used to acknowledge an outburst of rage or disbelief

Definition I: "Wow, look at them snapperdoodles!"

Definition II: "Oh, snapperdoodles, I failed the test!!!"

by Your Mother's Mother's Dad's Friend February 26, 2008