Sedin Sisters

Two ordinary girls, that just so happen to be twins. They don't play hockey properly, and got destroyed in the Stanley Cup Finals 2011 against the Boston Bruins.

Those damn Sedin Sisters kept being pussies about being pushed.

by BostonBruins63 January 7, 2012

Softer man

A term used to describe a individual who has either refused to do something, or has done something of lesser worth.

Example One:
Joe:"Hey come bungee jumping with the boys today."
Derek:"No, that sounds dangerous."
Joe:"Softer man!"
Example Two:
Derek:"Hey, I got Shirlena's name tatooed on my neck."
Joe:"She's not even your girlfriend!"
Derek:"Yeah, but I know she loves me."
Joe:"Softer man!"

by DEE TRAIN December 25, 2007

Sister-in-law

A conceited stupid fuck with two idiotic offspring that still lick the windows at the bowling alley and get everyone and themselves sick. This is also the same moron that told her suicidal husband to put a bag over his head because he found another man’s cock in his wife’s mouth. It’s the dumbass you pray gets into a really really really bad accident.

I hope my sister-in-law gets eaten by a polar bear.

by Phaedrus3rd August 19, 2019

Cycle sisters

Used to describe two women who hang out so much that their periods start to sync up.

Also, used to describe women hockey fans in Tampa Bay, who attend games while on their rags, and in between periods thrown their tampons on the ice, just as Detroit redwings fans throw octopuses on the ice (sometimes also called “bloody octapussies”).

Holy shit, our team is losing real bad, better go all cycle sisters To encourage their blood to pump.

by BloodyVag May 10, 2019

Soul sister

Best friend who is closer than a sister, and no matter how long you are apart, when your paths cross again it's like you didn't miss a beat: you're just as close and continue right where you left off.

People always ask us if we're sisters. We say, "No. We're soul sisters!

by MarkMyWords. January 4, 2021

workplace shift-shifter

An employee who is a master at flexing days and shifts to the point that nobody working with them really knows when the person is going to be at work.

I can’t possibly tell you when that workplace shift-shifter will be back into work!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019

Mr. Sister Woman's Sister

Also known as Caroline, but commonly known as Mr. Sister Woman's Sister, The assistant manager of the Mr. Sister woman Religion (advises Mr. Sister Woman on who should or should not be in the Mr. Sister Woman Religion, etc.) (Mr. Sister Woman being the superior being to all living things on earth) Mr. Sister Woman's sister is generally a very fun and energetic person. Could be considered the second most superior human on earth.

Mr. Sister Woman's Sister rejected Pierce into the Mr. Sister Woman Religion!

by Chickindude June 20, 2021