by SuperShmuel October 14, 2009
Get the shmuel mug.a variation of the infamous shocker or spocker techniques that takes finger banging to a whole new level. Instead of the "two, one" combo found in the shocker, the shredder is the crossing of the index and middle finger and the crossing of the ring and pinky finger. If done right, this technique will shred any girl brave enough to try.
hey trev, did you bang that girl last night?
no man, she wasnt having it so i gave her the shredder instead. I shredded her all night!
no man, she wasnt having it so i gave her the shredder instead. I shredded her all night!
by Shank Diesel October 12, 2007
Get the the shredder mug.person 1: dude, shmuel immed me last night
person 2: who the hell is he? i talk to him all the time but i've never actually seen him
person 1: i hear he's a pimp
person 2: who the hell is he? i talk to him all the time but i've never actually seen him
person 1: i hear he's a pimp
by aroundthebender January 13, 2009
Get the shmuel mug.To use manipulative writing or speech in order to take undue credit or aggrandize one's contributions.
To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence and ideas contrary to your own desires and biases.
To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence of your own shmuelling.
To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence and ideas contrary to your own desires and biases.
To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence of your own shmuelling.
His shmuelling is pissing off the whole team.
To cater to his bullshit and then get shmuel'd makes me want to punch him.
To cater to his bullshit and then get shmuel'd makes me want to punch him.
by shmuellllll October 6, 2011
Get the shmuel mug.by Anonymous August 15, 2003
Get the Shredder mug.1. When a guy puts his hand on his Penis and his partner or whomever moves his arm, thus stroking his man meat with his hand.
2. To give someone a handjob with their own hand.
2. To give someone a handjob with their own hand.
by DJ Dingus January 16, 2010
Get the Dead Shredder mug.a corn-yellow toothed individual with droopy titties that snorts while laughing like a hyena @ the workplace. By night, the shredder earns her name by shredding male genital while going down on them with her massive buck teeth.
1.)last night i was with shredder aka buckster and she skinned my cock so bad with those fucking buck teeth. Fuckin buckster
2.)->"hey man, why's your peen bleedin?"
"i was with the shredski last night man"
->"damn that's buckster yeahhh"
2.)->"hey man, why's your peen bleedin?"
"i was with the shredski last night man"
->"damn that's buckster yeahhh"
by junit May 15, 2008
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