shoe on head

A request made at a sexual entertainment industry that instead of being sexual it is just used to see if they will actually do it.

Brandon:Yeah! You read that book!
Trevor:Are you actually turned on by this?
Brandon:Nah, it's just a shoe on head.

by Brandon Waldmann June 22, 2006

Shoedini

An individual who pulls a disappearing act from a great night out, because their heels are uncomfortable. The act of "disappearing” due to shoe discomfort.

Where's Sarah? She's pulled a shoedini.

by Franko5 August 29, 2018

Shmoed

when someone gets fucked, disrespected, bullied, or does something stupid

"Get shmoed"

by 2kmfantry July 22, 2021

shoe fetish

A paraphilia, shoe fetish is a fixation on a shoe, usually a high heal sandal or high heel boot. Somewhat linked with foot fetish.

A lot of Dominatrixes wear shoes suitable for men with shoe fetish. What happens next is somewhat disgusting.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

Brown Shoe

When a man (typically a trucker) inserts the big toe of his dominant foot deep into the anal cavity of his partner and upon withdrawal the toe signifies a stylish or elegant pair of brown dress shoes.

Person 1: Brown shoe this is Rubber Ducky, do you copy?
Person 2: Not now Rubber Ducky, I'm polishing my brown shoe... over.

by Brown Shoe October 7, 2015

tie your shoe at your funeral

An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.

Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.

by Dr. McP May 17, 2006

Shoe Slut

A hole in the front tip of a shoe that gets increasingly wider over time.

'That hole in your shoe is getting increasingly bigger'
'Yeh, its turning into a shoe slut'

by CDJboh November 25, 2009