Shooting Blanks

for males during orgasm no semen comes out your penis . During retrograde ejaculation, semen travels into the bladder, rather than being squirted out of the penis. This is usually the result of most prostate surgeries. When turp (Trans Urethral Resection of the Prostate) was first started for bladder retention, cuting away some of the prostate with scopic tube including miniature camera, miniature scalpal up your pee hole up to your prostate. Again in the late 1970's doctors worked very slowly and cautiously so far less of thes turp procedures caused dry climax, orgasm. Today what occurs is surgeons working too fast. this results damage to the vesical sphincter. Since the sphincter is damaged or roto rotered totally it no longer closes off the bladder so your jism just falls in there instead of splooging out your cock. These dry orgasms give very little pleasure and more importantly do not give any sexual tension relief.
Retrograde ejaculation can happen as a result of certain types of surgery, such as prostate surgery, or can occur in men with conditions that can damage the nerves, such as diabetes, alcohol abuse or multiple sclerosis.

guy:This guy tells me post prostate surgery he can't splooge in his lover's face, he's just shooting blanks, so she left him.
listening guy: why the fuck should that matter
guy: He told me she rubs his or some other guy now, jizz into her face and she thinks it makes her face look ten years younger.
listening guy: whatever

by anon_frank March 8, 2017

Shooting the Gutter

In essence, fucking the asscrack. In some areas of the nation this term is known as "Butt Sex Light".

Origin: 16th Century Dutch saffron merchants.

Though Chad's initial thoughts were to stick it in the stink, he pussed out and instead shot the gutter. (It should be noted, that when it was all over Chad was in a position to return home to his wife without any obligation to wash his genitals.)

by C. Krueger Ivy League October 5, 2004

piss-shooting crap-wrangler

A man who performs anal intercourse on another man while having to urinate badly. Then instead of ejaculating , they just shoot piss.

Last night i was with another one of those piss-shooting crap-wranglers.... now i have to go to the eye doctor

by Tony Brinklehoff January 13, 2008

shooting

The term used for when two people are dissing or making fun of each other, in a matter of fun.

OHh are they ShootiNg?!?

by GReg.A May 24, 2005

Dunkadelic Shooting/ Two-Guard

Is the player who plays the #2 position on a basketball team. Very explosive leaper, with ball handling skills. Can create shot off the dribble or make an assist to other players.Has good range on jumpshot.Runs the floor and delivers hightlight quality dunks. Is a stylish player from the Hip-Hop culture.

Kobe Bryant and Tracy McGrady are the 2 best premiere Dunkadelic Shooting Guards in basketball.Michael Jordan is the best Dunkadelic Shooting Guard of All-Time.The Dunkadelic Shooting Guard and Dunkadelic Small Forward are generally the most prolific scorers on the team.

by Derrick E. Vaughan January 10, 2005

Cookie shooting

A group of guys masterbating, trying to cum on a cookie. The last one to cum must eat the cookie

I got drunk last night and we played cookie shooting. It taste like shit

by Hasapas July 13, 2007

Dunkadelic Shooting/ Two-Guard

Is ( aka ) a Swingman or Dunkadelic Swingman. The most versitle and explosive player in the NBA or major collegiate level. Is generally 6'6 to 6'8 in height with power, skills, and athleticism.

LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Vince Carter, Tracy McGrady, and the Legendary Michael Jordan are the best Dunkadelic Swingman to ever play in the NBA.

by Derrick E. Vaughan May 19, 2005