Golden Pedi-Shower

When standing at a urinal wearing sandals or flip-flops and you feel the spray of urine on your feet from the other guys on either side of you.

Dam!. I took a piss at a crowded set of urinals while wearing flip-flops!!!!! I got Golden Pedi-showered by their piss splashlets!!

by Hairy MacFat August 14, 2009

2 o'clock shower

Getting up at 2 in the mourning to masterbate.

Jesse went to take a 2 o'clock shower.

Michael got up early for his 2 o'clock shower

by kingdongggg October 22, 2010

Poor Man Shower

When you stick your head under the tap because you don't have time for a shower.

Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower

by JustFred August 8, 2014

Lesley Cobb Shiner

A typically powerful punch to the face, delivered by someone with little to no authority towards someone with high authority, with clear justification.

The school librarian confiscated my phone! When I asked for it back she said no so I gave her a heavy Lesley Cobb Shiner to put her in her place before stealing my phone back from under the desk.

by FannySchmeller190 April 17, 2019

Chaldean Shower

When a Chaldean person dumps an entire bottle of Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica, or Polo cologne on themself before going out, so as to not have to shower on a daily basis.

Yo, bro you smell that? Someone definitely took a Chaldean shower.

by Phil Accio February 20, 2009

shit shower shave

the most refreshing order to clean up, a three step process.

1. take a shit, never do this last
2. have a shower, feel clean
3. shave, either in the shower or alternitavely after the shower, if you got face hair.
FINALLY YOUR BAREABLE TO LOOK AT.

guy 1on phone: HEEEEY!
guy 2: hi there.
guy 1: what time do you wanna meet up tonight?
guy 2: well i need enough time to shit shower shave
guy 1: alright, we'll say 12
guy 2: woah! midnights a bit late, dont you think?
guy 1: well, your a hairy muthalicka, might take you a while
guy 2: i'll have you know, i have a beard as luch as zeus and a mullet as sweet as lincolns.
guy 1: whatever man, just be there by 9.
guy 2: word.
guy 1: and stop saying word, while your at it.

by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009

thought shower

An incredibly stupid phrase meaning 'brainstorm' which no-one uses and very few people have even heard of.

The word 'brainstorm' was not banned from UK schools you idiots. It was deemed offensive to epileptics by ONE local council who opted not to use it in their public discourse in favour of the term 'thought shower'. This was ridiculed by everyone everywhere, including epileptics, for being so stupid that even the Flat Earth Society and the Super Sweet 16 fanclub pointed and laughed.

The phrase, while rarely used, is still highly reactive to the point where it reduces the IQ of both speaker and listener whenever used.

Politician: We'll be having a thought shower tomorrow.
Normal person: Damn, I think I just got dumber.

by PulpFictional September 2, 2010