shlong

a long weiner

that shlong is a long weiner! damn now i'm gonna piss my pants.

by flygirlsu March 31, 2004

semon

The shit that comes out of your dick when sexually aroused by other women.

He put his semon on my pussy

by IILunaticGamerII December 4, 2016

shlong

A word that describes my penis: Large, juicy, and scrumptious.

"Wow Will you have a huge shlong", says Diamonts mom.

by Will A Jemil December 28, 2005

shmonged

Verb Adverb

Sha-m-ong-ed
1The act of roasting or humiliating someone typically in a casual manner
2 the act of getting roasted or humiliated

"Yo, did you see Laura's shoes?"
"Yeah bro she's going to get shmonged."

by Shmonger June 9, 2017

shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019

shlong slapper

a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper

"that was a real shlong slapper"

by say from mtv news October 28, 2007

schmonster

A large and well-girthed penis.

Hey man, look at your skinny pencil dick. Mine is a schmonster..seee?

by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011