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shlongleberry

valid and polite expression of the male genitalia
Blackett does have an abnormaly large shlongleberry(fin)
by Goive January 9, 2005
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shlong

Not just the penis, but the entire bodily area encompassing all or most of the male reproductive system: penis, testicles, and scrotum.
I would rather die than have my shlong removed.
by Dillon Byrne December 6, 2003
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shlingadingdong

wow hes got a small shlingadingdong
by Nick November 10, 2003
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schlongatude

A measurement of the male genitalia taking into account the largeness of ones balls in comparison to the length of ones manhood.
That's a HUGE drop of semen, given the relative schlongatude of the penis.
by Deevolution January 14, 2008
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shlong bro

Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.
Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
by swagman4748 July 31, 2016
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Shlong

"I whacked DjSubs with my Shlong."
by Ben420xxxxxxx November 25, 2019
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longus shlongus

a very long dick
girl: Damn he got a longus shlongus!
by dingus belingus May 22, 2017
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