Shitdick

Having fecal matter on your weiner

Yo did you hear about Pheytyn and Kate? He stuck it in her bum and got Shitdick

by PheyPhey December 15, 2017

shitdick

when you get mad at a person you can refer to them as a shitdick

YOUR A SHITDICK

by Baliza March 8, 2018

Shitkicker

A U-Turn

Bill - we missed our turn we gotta take a shitkicker
Joe - you damn right we do

by DaDaggerMans July 6, 2018

shitlick

A type of exercise. In the instance where one person is ordered to do 30 'shitlicks', he must then drop on his/her back and crunch into his/her abdominal region as if performing self-fellatio on their 'asshole'. The unwavering rule of the shitlick is not take any regular breaths and presumably take on no tangible form.

The idea came from Nova Scotia in the late 1800's when New Zealanders took to the seas and had to thwart off the the local fisherman to monopolize the agricultural industry, thus winning the Cold War.

me: yo
friend: i just got done working out lol
me: OH WOW
you work out or something
lets go idiot
right now
give me 30
shitlicks

by Lussypips July 17, 2018

shitfucktardasslickercockmouth

Pretty much means your a prick

Wow that man was such a shitfucktardasslickercockmouth

by Apollo12321 May 20, 2018

Shitkickers

Shitkickers are what half of the population of guys in miffco wear in a daily basis with their black and red flannel and the baseball cap on and a fish hood on the bills

#ranger rick with his shitkickers on

by Awesome dancer May 21, 2018

Shitfucker

Someone that have the gift to make a messy situation even more garbled, in the most of cases taking a personal advantage on it.

Willy is a shitfucker!

He convinced the boss to use his crappy solution to hide performance problems.
Now he has got been promoted and I have to deal with that mess.

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