Shower Shampoo

When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?

Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".

by JaysJob August 20, 2009

Andrew Shampoo

Has an unhealthy obsession with Micah
Has uncontrollable anger issues
Brushes his teeth with water but no toothpaste
Sleeps with sock on.

This is that moment, Nathan new, he Andrew shampood up

by Whipdy doo gimme that boot November 11, 2019

semper high

a ex marine or a current marine who got arrested for doing drugs or having drugs

All those cases with Marines doing drugs are semper high.

by royal marine March 11, 2009

Shampooed

Day drinking after bingeing the night before. Much easier to sustain a good day drunk.

I had 3 beers and was shampooed by 2p.m.

by quattroinsanity February 21, 2011

shampoo the rug

When a man pulls out of the woman just before he cums and he then ejaculates into her pubic hair.

Bill likes to shampoo the rug with Emily on a nightly basis.

Frank gave Linda's rug a good shampooing.

by Rogercles July 23, 2008

semper chowdelis

The act of getting food only for oneself and ignoring the needs/wants of your friends.

Carner: (carrying food) Yum!
Jackson: Bring me any?
Carner: You never asked!
Jackson: Good, semper chowdelis Carner.

by terminallancecoollio December 7, 2011

buckshot shampoo

Kurt Cobain's and Ernest Hemingway's method of hair washing. No need to lather, rinse, or repeat.

Courtney was none too happy about Kurt's buckshot shampoo -- until it helped her career.

by JustPlainHateful February 14, 2005