shmeeter

A clitoris or just generally a part of a woman's vagina.

"Yo man I licked that bitch's shmeeter right off."

by Do Be Dude April 14, 2004

skeeters are cheaters

A comeback to the phrase "spitters are quitters"

John: Spitters are quitters!

Mary: Oh yeah, well skeeters are cheaters!

by polpolpol November 5, 2013

Is The Bomb Shelter Secure?

When a friend or close relative takes a major dump in your bathroom. In this case closing the bathroom door not to keep the explosion or smell out but in to protect the rest of the house or people in it at the time.

Wow I had a lot of cheese pizza last night. Is the bomb shelter secure?

by Hawkeye312457 August 26, 2009

skeeter

A marijuana filled cigarette, or joint, usually rather small in size as to satisfy only one persons needs.

I rolled a skeeter before going out because no one else wanted to smoke.

by tahanks April 14, 2008

Animal Shelter

a synonym for a whore, slut or anyone that cannot keep their legs closed etc. Usually used when referring to a woman, but can also refer to a man. Derived from the American English dictionary word "animal shelter" in that the persons who this word refers to, much like animal shelters, take the "dogs" and (in the male case) "pussies" that no one else wants.

"Wow does that girl sleep with everybody?"
-"yeahhhhhh she's an Animal Shelter..."

by sneezy219 April 13, 2011

Skeeter

One who skeets alot. One who, when sleeping in his rack at night not knowing that the porn hes watching on his computers makes it light in his rack thus showing everyone that happens to be looking at him jacking off or "shadowboxing" through the very thin curtains. he does not even know that everyone can see him through the curtains...that is until all of his shipmates give him shit the next day for it.

Ostermann-"Hey skeeter...we saw u jacking off through the curtains last night."

Norton-"WHAT! how the hell could you see me through the curtains?!"

Ostermann-"Those curtains are really thin, so thats how we could see you skeeting. Dude were soo calling you skeeter from now on. skeet skeet skeet!"

by Norton1987 June 14, 2008

shelter helper

The bitch at the homeless shelter who gives out free handies to those in need.

I took my broke ass to the shelter and got some "help" from the shelter helper.

by Analblasted6969 May 27, 2016