heart-shaped box

incredible song performed by the grunge band nirvana. third song on one of the great albums, not by nirvana, but of all time, in utero.

evanescence did a cover of it and completely fucked it up

forever in debt to your priceless advice...

by nirvanakanks June 22, 2005

analog shave

shave with a straight razor; not electric.

I can't shave analog, man--gotta use tha Norelco.

That analog shave gave me a muhfuckin rash, man . . .

by gokblok March 30, 2008

banana shaped fuck

Someone who sits down so wrongly that their back is curved like a banana.

Sit straight, you banana shaped fuck!

by MrShadowy May 25, 2021

shaven haven

Shaven Haven - When a female shaves her welcome matt (Pubic region).

"Shaven Haven! Repsect." - Ali G "In Da House".

by Hinz January 29, 2005

shave the soap

The action of removing any body hair that may have become attached to a bar of soap while you're in the shower.

It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.

"Who forgot to shave the soap!? It looks like Sasquatch was using this thing!"

by CaptainJonus July 28, 2006

saved

Christian term for accepting, and believing in, Christ. To be written in the "Lambs Book of Life."

I have been saved since I was seventeen years old.

by Chad Deese October 17, 2003

shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

by Kevin July 26, 2004