the habitual shadow farter

This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.

Stay tuned for Dr. Phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

shadow boxing

a type of game played in many high schools where the goal is to make your opponent look in the direction you point. you start by play rock paper scissors, whoever wins goes first. both players start rubbing their hands together. the winner of the rock paper scissors will quickly point in a direction, if the opposing side looks in that direction, they lose, if they look the opposite way, it’s now their turn. they do the same thing an switch back and forth until someone loses.

“Dude! Did you see Caleb and Damian shadow boxing?? Caleb sucks his ass got beat the first round.”

by Gabe2403 May 4, 2019

shadow

the most perfect person to every exist

Shadow owns!

by Necromancer January 5, 2004

SHADOW

Probably the most badass Character in the SegaSonic universe. Holy crap he has some insane ass Chaos Control powers...he also loves Danishes...

Manic: Shadow you suck..
Shadow: I said the same thing to yer mom last night.

by Manic the Lad October 31, 2003

Shadow

Many young teenagers lord and master. Mysterious figure who is neither god nor human. Is thought to have gained his powers by exploiting holes in the stock market. Cult figure who grants wishes to his most loyal subjects.

We must praise our lord Shadow and give this post thumbs up to appease him

by Mega J-man October 4, 2006

storm shadow

n. defensive attempt to nullify the power of flatulence by grasping the upper section of one's shirt and placing it over the nose, resulting in a ninja-like appearance similar to one of G.I.Joe's best-known characters

Our storm shadows were useless; his Taco Bell fart destroyed our senses in mere seconds.

by McHineStew February 7, 2007

shadow kid

A member of the social group "The shadow kids." Shadow kids rarely venture out of the shadows to speak with members of normal society, and it is thought to be dangerous to venture into their territory, "The Shadow Realm."

Side effects of being a shadow kid may include:

1. Aversion to sunlight.

2. Excessive PDA (This includes blatant displays of lesbianism)

3. Ability to run up walls and do backflips off stairs.

That Joel just did the craziest mutha-fuckin thing I've ever seen. He's a black shadow kid.

by Samuel Christopher May 23, 2006