Cuddle Season

Cold, wintery months that often force single women to stay at home and cuddle with their girlfriends instead of going out and getting laid

Dude, you need to scoop something up soon before it's cuddle season!

by have a little March 19, 2012

Samson

An intelligent person who can be very, very shy at times. Usually stubborn, tends to be funny and is always a good friend to have.

Friend 1: Who's that kid?
Friend 2: Oh he definitely looks like a Samson to me

by Haddix March 17, 2011

football seasoning

n. A certain uniquely attractive flavor that football adds to the autumn.
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Man, the atmosphere around here is dead gruesome. The world is bland ... bland I tell you!

Wait until next week. That is when the football seasoning is going to spice up your life.

by gnostic1 September 8, 2011

Minnesota seasons

used when referring to the four seasons which apply only Minnesota: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction.

dude, we're in Florida but there are Minnesota seasons.

by Jordan has Skills June 11, 2006

seasoned

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.

In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.

by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009

Seasoning the mullet

To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,

That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet

by Emobubbles December 23, 2008

seasoned skillet

When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.

My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.

by Garyr6273 June 29, 2009