Selfishism

The belief that, although you think socialism is evil and wrong, it's okay with it when it benefits you personally.

You'll take advantage of any socialist programs and claim disability benefits, unemployment benefits, or old age government pensions for yourself, all while complaining about everyone else who does the same.

Alice: That person kept posting about how socialism is going to corrupt America, yet now they're posting that Social Security benefits for seniors should be increased.

Bob: That's selfishism for you.

by Alastra June 6, 2021

Seldiot

When a person named Selda is stewpid.

Person 1: Selda is so stupid. She's such a Seldiot.
Person 2: Yeah, so true.

by Kul_Kar June 2, 2023

Australian selfie

A selfie "down under" AKA a picture of your junk.

I accidentally tweeted my Australian selfie and it ruined my political career!

by aliciakmeighty August 31, 2013

selfie

Masturbation

The wife wants me to pick up some tampons on the way home - looks like I'm pulling a selfie tonight.

by jazzf December 14, 2013

Selfie Selfie

The act of taking a selfie while someone else behind you is also taking a selfie.

Cool guy 1: Hey, I'm going to take a selfie.

Cool guy 2: Bro, let's take a selfie selfie.

by Brick13 August 19, 2014

selficide

When your future self goes back in time and kills you against your will. This is different from suicide because it's against his of her own will. It's also different from homicide because it consists of one person. Very complicated.

Police officer- "So, you tried to commit selficide huh?"
Doug- "I'm telling you my future self is a crack head!"
Future Doug- "Where I come from, crack is used on a daily bases!"

by rhutch February 28, 2008

Selfish Cunt

A strange, strange band from the UK.

We're going to a Selfish Cunt show tonight.

by toee February 10, 2006