selfie swallow

When you lay on your own back while hoisting your legs up over your own face and cumming in your own mouth then swallowing it.

I was so horny I preformed a selfie swallow in myself.

by shockwaves81 May 1, 2015

selfie photobombing

A picture taken of a random background, often a blank wall, wherein the photographer ruins the photo by inserting their own face. Selfie bombing photos are usually uploaded to facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website.

Also, see selfie and photobombing

Carla is constantly selfie photobombing the photos of her bedroom wall.

by Chaser33 April 11, 2014

Selfy Freak

A person who will take a selfy any where

Person 1. Hurry up there's a tornado.
Selfy freak. hold on let me take a selfy with it.

by 124235346 February 24, 2017

selfie-indulgent

A person is selfie-indulgent if their profile pictures on various app sites are exclusively Dutch angle solo face shots.

"I really like making gifs with gifboom, but the people who follow me are so selfie-indulgent. Yes, you're cute. Now make a gif, for Pete's sake."

by boba_mcsolo December 27, 2013

selfie stealing

"When one steals someone else's phone and takes a selfie"

My sister stole my phone and was selfie stealing.

by Miss Jess Kim December 21, 2014

indian selfie

A selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. Easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some boobage.

jeni --omg this bitch just posted an indian selfie
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.

by 3zeek November 9, 2015

Selfie-illiterate

The inability to take a proper, flattering, selfie.

I am completely selfie-illiterate! -April

by MATMD555 May 27, 2018