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Baby Seal Argument

n. an argument in which you are arguing for the heck of it and may actually be against what you are arguing for. It originated in England when a girl named Anna became heavily involved with her friend Helen in an argument about whether it was ok to kill baby seals by smashing their skulls with hammers in Alaska because they had been eating the fish of the village.
" The nice woman from greenpeace was involved in a heated baby seal argument with me yesterday at the bookstore telling me that global warming is not a problem whatsoever and should be ignored. We lauged it off."
by mother superiour October 25, 2005
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Batty Circus Seal

Term decsribing a gay man down on his knees feverishly blowing multiple schwans in alternating fashion and in similar technique to that of a circus seal bobbing its head
After bringing six bat's to his house for the night, batty Ritt made like a Circus Seal until a six pack of loads splashed across his face.
by K December 16, 2003
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Watching Steven Segal

"Watching Steven Segal" is the act of making and eating hamburgers using the raw hamburger meat and cum left over after a man fills a quart milk carton full of luke-warm raw hamburger meat and makes sweet love to it.
When Christopher said he was "Watching Steven Segal" we all knew what kind of extra protein was in that meal.
by incwad August 13, 2007
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Screamin' Seal

When a male is having intercourse with a female on the beach, he pulls out and puts his penis in the sand, then puts it back in his partner. She then proceeds to scream like a seal
She didn't like it when I pulled the screamin' seal on her.
by bestfriend2226 April 13, 2009
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Steven segal

The famous B-actor, with only one expression. His movies often include explosions, 1vs1 fights, and girls who like him. Yes, a bit like Chuck Norris, although the 1vs1 fights often look like little 10 year old girls fighting over the last piece of chewing gum. The repeating slow-motion effects of Steven's instantly killing hits makes the experience even more rejoice able, as his face changes expression for almost two seconds.
Rent the movie "Attack Force", and everything will become much clearer. Although, I want you to know that the movie is even worse than the original Narnia movie. The Steven Segal movies are the best of the B-actors history.
by Micano October 20, 2007
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the pact is sealed

What happens when the Death Knight seals the pact.

From warcraft iii.
THE PACT IS SEALED, NOOBELF,gtfo
by Pow October 4, 2004
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Seal Team Six

The pair of individuals who are expected to accomplish almost every task at hand in your local Kroger Grocery, despite the fact that literally dozens of other employees are available. This is generally due to a combination of factors, including managers that seem to only know a few peoples' names, incompetent floor supervisors, and the fact that they (and the end result of any task they are given) are completely badass, regardless of the situation or work conditions they must endure.
Dairy employee: "Derrrrr, I haven't had time to do anything with the cooler because I spent seven hours unloading a milk truck"...

Manager: "that's fine. I'll just get Tanner and Cody to do it".
*gets on the intercom*
"Seal Team Six to dairy"!

Dairy employee: Hooray! now I can go eat some snack cakes!
by the Book of Mormon June 19, 2011
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