A notice issued by police in the United Kingdom when seizing someone’s car, usually as a result of dangerous driving, or for having illegal modifications.
“Do you think they can tell if my car is mapped?”
“I don’t know bro, but if they can, they’ll probably give you a Section 59.”
“I don’t know bro, but if they can, they’ll probably give you a Section 59.”
by 3Serie March 21, 2023
When a choir kid has an allegiance to their section and will literally cry for hours if they are moved.
Director: Hey Charlotte
Charlotte: wat
Director: i’m gonna need to move you to alto 1
Charlotte: no I’m a soprano 1
Director: I know but I need you to sing alto 1
Charlotte: *cries*
Director: choir sectionalism, no one ever wants to move
Charlotte: wat
Director: i’m gonna need to move you to alto 1
Charlotte: no I’m a soprano 1
Director: I know but I need you to sing alto 1
Charlotte: *cries*
Director: choir sectionalism, no one ever wants to move
by Purpstar615 December 05, 2022
As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016
A section of urban dictionary dedicated to the infinite definitions of all things awesome by genius comedy writer Brian Ferraro
by Brianferrarosection July 04, 2019
by OffcenterGridd October 31, 2019
The Part of Facebook that is dominated by Soccer Moms and Boomers complaining and ranting about the most simple mishaps in life or even reality deniers trolling science and history.
My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.
by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023
by martha56 November 29, 2019