c-sect

The cutting open of the stomach resembling the cutting open of a dry Thanksgiving turkey.

I c-sected that turkey like it was nobodys business.

by quimsugar July 11, 2011

Homie law 9 section 69

This is the law that forbids that any arguement lasts for over 10 minutes, if said time is reached; due to the laws of the homie, all the parties and partakers within the arguement must resolve it with homosexual intercourse. The one who finishes first shall be the one who was wrong within the argument. Homie law 4, section 420 also backs up this statement.

"My homies got in an arguement, so we had to resolve it using Homie law 9 section 69. Turns out that Elliot was wrong."

by NotSH03K January 2, 2022

D-Section

Having a baby through your anus. Baby's born this way are referred to as Ass Babies.

Yo dude did you see that chick get a C-section? Nah dude it was a D-section.

by BeefJerky January 15, 2009

sectional

When you have to shit so much that you cannot physically shit all of it in one sitting, and need to take a break while the rest of the shit queues up in your intestines. The waiting period can be any amount of time between 20 minutes and a couple of hours, and usually the shit can be completed in two sections, though it may take three or more with epic shits.

"Just a sec guys, I gotta shit"
"Dammit Chris, what the hell is wrong with you? You just went to shit like 20 minutes ago!"
"Sorry boys, after all that shitty beer and T-bell last night I gotta take a sectional"

by Pineapple Hider September 10, 2009

scituates finest

scituate is so immature-fighting over which stds what 9 year old has.

urban dictionary.com and scituates finest is the new gossip among scituate-how amusing. NOT

by me January 25, 2005

Section 5

Alternative term for a gang of "Chavs", "Scallys", Kevs", etc... that hang around on street corners. The Original term "Section 5" is used by Police Forces and is part of the crime act, it refers to Antisocial behaviour.

These fuckers hang around on street corners with their Staffordshire Bull Terrior with one eye, and only ever ONE of them on a BMX, most likely the ring leader, the one who asks the over 18's to buy them their White Lightning. Twats...

by -I-A-N- September 9, 2005

Sector Shaft

a) The large shaft protruding from a steering gearbox that converts forward/rearward action into a side to side reciprocating action to actuate the steering linkage.

b) The pulsating erect cock of a horny truck mechanic.

a) It appears that the sector shaft is damaged from the wreck.

b) Horny girl-C'mon baby, give me the sector shaft.

by 782 February 22, 2011