I Beg Ur Scuseme?!

1. When someone says or does something profoundly so stupid and out of pocket, that you are flabbergasted that they actually said it. Instead of cussing them out, you reply with this clever response; as a way of showing them that you are the bigger person (and maybe smarter) and reminding them of what they just said so they can rephrase what they stated... immediately giving an apology. 2. A short way of saying I beg your pardon or excuse me. 3. A polite way of telling someone that they are an idiot. 4. Just a simply sarcastic response to something some one just said.

I forgot to tell you that I ate all of the truffles last night...

I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Why didn't you ask before eating all of my stuff?!
I prefer dairy over oat milk, I can't believe that you won't drink milk!
I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Oat milk, is way healthier than real cow's milk.

I absolutely hate cats!
I beg ur scuse me?! I cannot believe what you just said.

by anonymous February 27, 2023

e'Scuse

When trying to excuse onself in an environment of close proximity with other urban individuals.

As the ninja nurse's aid slid by my right shoulder to enter the elevator, the only thing I heard was, e'Scuse.

by Sean Surcouf September 25, 2004

scutie

When you are playing a sport and you are taking a break on the bench a girl comes from the crowd and gives you a quick blowjob on the bench!

After scoring 50 points in the game, Matt and Ryan both got scuties from some dirty sluts in the crowd.

by Harry Balsonya November 29, 2006

scutter

diarrhea, usually verbal. Free-flowing bullshit

by Tony50 May 8, 2003

scute

Sweet + cute = scute.

That shirt is really scute.

by Meggy P July 5, 2007

scuss

Curse. Believed to be of traveler origin

God scuss you blood cunt. This would be used as an insult

by Andy December 20, 2005

Scut

A 2010 spring break state-of-mind; an ideal; a party

We're going to scut loose! He was scuttin' last night!

by Wakin March 24, 2010