Scuffy

The common name of purple flamingoes with identity crises

Scuffy thinks she is a green penguin

by Susan March 7, 2003

screff

A screff is a derogatory term for a person who lacks self awareness. This is a necessary but not sufficient condition for being a screff. Unfortunately, this is a fairly loose family of meaning (à la Wittgenstein). Being a screff is indicative of being oblivious to one's conditions, unclear thinking, a reluctance to accept the use of logic in argument, participating in one's own oppression, liking inane pop culture, not realising the effect that ones ideology and action will have on other people and a reluctance to look for deeper meanings than the immediately obvious. It is also secondarily used to denote members of an underclass who have been failed by society and as such have adopted some or all of the above traits.

Derivatives: (adj.) screffy

Simon Cowell
Alan Sugar
Jermaine Jenas
Katie Price
Cheryl Cole
Horne and Corden
Jeremy Clarkson

"Why are you acting like a screff, don't you realise what this means?"

(excl.) "SCREFF!"

by The_Hess October 31, 2010

scraff

getting high off nothing, being highly excited

also, scraff face: very excited facial expression, widening the eyes and smiling very large.

scraff dance: dancing around with a huge smile on your face while holding four fingers up, moving them uncontrollably.

nika and i were scraffing the other day at the park!

IM SO HAPPY IM ABOUT TO SCRAFF!

*does scraffle dance* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *rolls down a hill laughing..*

by rosheen November 16, 2006

scuff

The greenish/brownish after-product that is left over from marijuana that has been vaporized.

Scuff is often rolled into joints/cigarettes providing for a slight temporary high, but a very nice burning smoke.

Hey bro put the scuff in that jar after you vape.

by Tekao Keshe October 6, 2005

Struff

a short term for "Strutting your stuff".

She struffed past the cute guy she liked.

The model struffed down the catwalk.

by MidnightPomegranate September 7, 2009

scuffs

to be taken aback, to feel offended, to feel light heartedly/playfully taken aback by someone's comment or gesture or action

He scuffs at his rude comment. I scuffed at her middle finger. *scuffs (ugh) I can't believe you said that!

by that_gal November 12, 2012

Scuffage

When a lady or gentleman leaves mark in their undergarments after an act of anal loving. Scuffage is the mixture of semen and poop charmingly left behind as a sticky reminder. Often squeezes out following movement, some hours after the event

Mate, I wish I'd changed my pants after going to Bob's last night...I've got some serious scuffage drying there!

I don’t really enjoy buttsex. The scuffage removal is too much of a clean up

by Intimate with The Ham December 28, 2009